Freedom-loving Americans who have long since abandoned Saturday Night Live due to its Left Wing idiocy, as well as its brain-dead attempts at humor, are finding clips from last night’s show today because actor Woody Harrelson slipped in a steamer that we can already hear the hens of the View preparing to cackle about tomorrow.

Woody’s opening monologue lasted about six minutes. The first five minutes and forty-five seconds (approximately) of which he rambled exactly the way producers probably expected him to talk of weed, bringing it across state lines, his love of alcohol, and his dabble with sobriety, while he referenced a script her read after his last SNL appearance. 

The faithful SNL deadheads laughed in approval, at all the spots they were supposed to. Until they didn’t.

One can almost hear the fury in the silence as they realized Woody’s seemingly “aw shucks” performance had in fact been masterfully orchestrated to deliver a zinger right into the heart of Liberal Land.

Finally “remembering” to finish explaining about that script he read three years ago, and why he turned it down, Woody Harreslon explained:

“So the movie goes like this. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes.

And people can only come out if they take the cartel’s drugs and keep taking them over and over.”